The world’s “rarest and most expensive” coffee is harvested from the excrement of rescued street elephants. Source
how to be funny on tumblr: 1. think of a dumb thing 2. write it down 3. post it
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3